I Steal Your Shiny

aroihkin:

randomminer:

drzwi-do-szafy:

joannaestep:

judgebunny:

briannacherrygarcia:

madhattress330:

lysnk2:

goldfishchronicles:

risksareforsurvivors:

Shot in my jaw. Awesome.

that means i was shot/stabbed in the ass. lovely. 

…my ass?

…The inside of my thigh?

Holy shit, I have one on my knee. I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE YOU GUYS.

Shot behind my left ear. Or I was Van Gogh.

Took a knife to the underside of my jaw.  I’m hard to kill.

I still wonder how that burnt stick on the front of my ankle killed me exactly…

Birthmark on the knee?

I AM DRAGON BORN!!!!!!

I actually have two, one’s on my cheekbone and one’s on the top of my head. So, through-and-through bullet or something, I guess. :P

Shot in the back. D: A mole on my middle-right-back. So shot in the lung even. D: 

auntymana:

therotund:

whoistorule:

piginpetticoats:

Once Upon a Time……. Umm the little mermaid or bust? y/y?

It was that reality show about awesome fat ladies in brooklyn

so yeah

actually my life

Pawn Stars.

This does not bode well. Or maybe it does.

Murder She Wrote.

Ooooooh dear.

JEM AND THE HOLOGRAMS. AHAHAHAHAHA.

(Source: deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan)

ouyangdan:

she-who-loves-the-rain:

Yes, I’m afraid it is true -.-
They don’t leave them in the dumpsters anymore. They now put the aborted fetuses in ice cubes and put them in their drinks during their Friday nights debaucheries.

I thought the Feminist Manifesto specifically called for making them into donuts. Are we not eating baby donuts anymore? Can we do both? I like debauchery. 

Hey Reani, don’t we keep ours in the Candle holder and set them on fire periodically?

jakface:

Introducing… Jakface’s DRAGON AGE art & calendar giveaway!

I have a lot of leftover art and calendars from last year. I know some of you didn’t get one of them when they were available, so here is your 20 chances to win one, along with a bunch of other awesome stuff! The pins are from the set I created back here. (Only the DA related ones!)

RULES!

• You must be following me! (It’s for my followers/fans after all!)
• You can only reblog up to 5 times. Likes count as one, but reblogs up your chances!
• No likes/reblogs from giveaway blogs count.
• It’s International so I will ship ANYWHERE!
• Winners must contact me within 1 week or else they forfeit their prize!
• The Giveaway ends at the END OF JUNE and winners will be drawn on July 1st - CANADA DAY!

THE PRIZES!

2 Grand Prize Packages include:

• 1 Dragon Age calendar
• 8 8x10 Hotties of Thedas prints
• 2 5x7 prints
• 5 2x3 prints
• 10 buttons
• An ORIGINAL DRAWING - either Isabela/Merrill or Fenris dancing on the bar!

2 Second Tier Prize Packages include:

• 1 Dragon Age calendar
• 4 8x10 Hotties of Thedas prints
• 1 5x7 prints
• 2 2x3 prints
• 2 buttons

4 Third Tier Prize Packages include:

• 1 Dragon Age calendar
• 2 8x10 prints
• 1 5x7 print
• 1 2x3 print

3 Fourth Tier Prize Packages include:

• 1 Dragon Age calendar
• 1 8x10 print
• 1 5x7 print

2 Fifth Tier Prize Packages include:

• 1 5x7 print
• 1 2x3 print
• 1 button

3 Sixth Tier Prize Packages include:

• 1 5x7 print
• 1 button

2 Seventh Tier Prizes include:

• 1 5x7 print

Also, a Dragon Age Calendar will be given to 2 lucky winners. Which makes 20 prizes in all! Good luck, everyone!

Remember, it ends July 1st, 2012!

jakface:

Introducing… Jakface’s DRAGON AGE art & calendar giveaway!

I have a lot of leftover art and calendars from last year. I know some of you didn’t get one of them when they were available, so here is your 20 chances to win one, along with a bunch of other awesome stuff! The pins are from the set I created back here. (Only the DA related ones!)

RULES!

• You must be following me! (It’s for my followers/fans after all!)
• You can only reblog up to 5 times. Likes count as one, but reblogs up your chances!
• No likes/reblogs from giveaway blogs count.
• It’s International so I will ship ANYWHERE!
• Winners must contact me within 1 week or else they forfeit their prize!
• The Giveaway ends at the END OF JUNE and winners will be drawn on July 1st - CANADA DAY!

THE PRIZES!

2 Grand Prize Packages include:

• 1 Dragon Age calendar
• 8 8x10 Hotties of Thedas prints
• 2 5x7 prints
• 5 2x3 prints
• 10 buttons
• An ORIGINAL DRAWING - either Isabela/Merrill or Fenris dancing on the bar!

2 Second Tier Prize Packages include:

• 1 Dragon Age calendar
• 4 8x10 Hotties of Thedas prints
• 1 5x7 prints
• 2 2x3 prints
• 2 buttons

4 Third Tier Prize Packages include:

• 1 Dragon Age calendar
• 2 8x10 prints
• 1 5x7 print
• 1 2x3 print

3 Fourth Tier Prize Packages include:

• 1 Dragon Age calendar
• 1 8x10 print
• 1 5x7 print

2 Fifth Tier Prize Packages include:

• 1 5x7 print
• 1 2x3 print
• 1 button

3 Sixth Tier Prize Packages include:

• 1 5x7 print
• 1 button

2 Seventh Tier Prizes include:

• 1 5x7 print

Also, a Dragon Age Calendar will be given to 2 lucky winners. Which makes 20 prizes in all! Good luck, everyone!

Remember, it ends July 1st, 2012!

ouyangdan:

uminoko:

theillustriousmissjo:

that’s why Steve likes Tony so much, he’s like capitalism personified

I keep worrying about this.

It’ll happen during Cracksmash Movie Night.

Except Cap was frozen before the war ended so he didn’t see the ‘evil’ communists that came after. :p

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Sleepy puppy using mommy’s leg as a pillow.

Blue shark.

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